November
is being weird. Last week I issued a $300 refund (explained in my previous
post) that turned a break-even week into a big loser. Yesterday the vendor's
credit for that dropship return came through and set off a bit of a Quickbooks
crisis. I had already received the merchandise into inventory, which created a
charge. Jackite never processed that charge -- their internal credit merely
canceled out their invoice as if it had never happened. But Quickbooks never
forgets. I tried to explain that the merchandise was never received and the
bill didn't exist. There is no method to un-receive a purchase order; the
internet advised me to simply delete it. Unfortunately, that didn't delete the
bill or remove the phantom merchandise from inventory. I used what an
accountant would consider brute force to accomplish that. It's all good now as
far as I'm concerned, but I'm afraid my actuarial act of violence will give my
poor CPA a fit.
Yesterday
I finally got that $934 payment from the vendor who bought
back all of their merchandise, which flipped this week from a loser to a
big winner. Only 15% of that money will find its way into my pocket; the rest
goes to debt payment. It won't distort this month's Quickbooks report because the
income was booked into Accounts Receivable last month, but it sure will make
Excel happy. This month's payment might
finally retire the $8,800 debt that I larded on one year ago to finance the
Christmas That Wasn't. It will come close, at least.
I'll pause
a moment to let that sink in. It took me a year, but I (tentatively) filled an
$8,800 hole. December should actually build up enough cash, I hope, to pay my
CPA and the Commonwealth, with a little left over to cover my personal taxes on
Kraken Enterprises' profit. Ideally I'll cover all my costs and start the year
clean.
Speaking
of Christmas...sales should start to perk up next week. I'm only trying to
match last year's Christmas That Wasn't, so the targets are quite modest by
historical standards, but still daunting when you consider that I'm not going
to waste any money advertising the new products that I didn't buy. I'll send
out a newsletter to hawk my "clearance sale" and see how much of it I
can liquidate. But I really don't know whether people will swoop in and obligingly
clean out my cellar, or if Christmas will reward me with the same lack of
effort that I'm giving it. Next week will be my first hint at how that's going
to go.
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Friday, November 10, 2017
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