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Friday, February 03, 2017

(Almost) Introducing Another Curious Business





The astute reader will notice that my blog's header now includes Blue Hills Editorial Services. This week I gave the Town of Braintree $35 to officially create the new DBA. That enabled me to open a checking account so that I can receive payments under my new name. I'm still grappling with a mental block against creating the new website -- it's going to be a long and difficult task, and it's going to cost me somewhere in the vicinity of $100 that I don't have. But that's the last step before I can actively solicit clients, and I'm going to force myself to start it as soon as I finish this post.

I already filed the paperwork to become a contractor for one client who pays $50 an hour for editing. After my recent pay cut, Curio City only pays me around $50 a week, so $50 an hour will make me feel like the 1%. You can see why the editing business might quickly crowd out my store, but I still intend to keep both endeavors going for as long as I have the time. I don't expect to get more than a few hours a month from this client, and Curio City has a lot of inertia going for it. Unless Blue Hills really takes off quickly, I am committed to running Curio City through next Christmas, at least.

When I incorporated in 2005, I became Kraken Enterprises -- plural -- thinking that I might eventually branch out, so Blue Hills fulfills a contingency that I foresaw 12 years ago. I don't know if I'll keep Kraken alive if Curio City ultimately folds. It costs $1,165 a year to keep the corporation in business and, while that structure makes sense for my store, I could save most of that money by running Blue Hills as a sole proprietorship instead. Blue Hills is a Kraken enterprise only because Kraken Enterprises already exists and it costs me nothing to add the second DBA. Curio City and Blue Hills share the same QuickBooks company file and tax return, and I can pay quarterly payroll taxes for both businesses with a single 941. It's all just Kraken Enterprises as far as the IRS is concerned. 

I'll tell you more about Blue Hills after I get that website up. I've run out of excuses to dodge that chore, so expect to see it in next week's post.  

Friday, December 05, 2008

Into the Stratosphere

Everything comes down to December. The month started well. Sunday hit 13 sales (my record is 19) and traffic surpassed 300 visitors for the first time this year. On “Cyber Monday” traffic rose to 336 even while transactions fell to 6. Tuesday brought no sales at all through noon – maybe because the stock market dropped 600 points on Monday? Then it came back in the afternoon to finish strong.

I spent Wednesday morning in the dentist’s chair, and then struggled to catch up for the rest of the day. Visits surpassed 400. That afternoon a New York Times editor called to tell me that they are featuring one of my products in their holiday gift guide. I only had 21 of my original 24 recycled motherboard Christmas trees in stock. They were gone by 10 am Thursday morning.

There are not enough superlatives to describe Thursday. I had 49 sales (previous record was 19, remember?). Google counted 2,012 visits; I had thought 400 was a lot. The day’s dollars surpassed my monthly totals in February, April, and August – I did a month’s worth of business in one day. This week (with most of two days left) beat April and August combined – two months worth of sales in one week.

Yes, it’s a silly product, but such is the power of the media. I’m taking notification requests for the 288 more that are now on order; some could arrive as soon as today, but more probably on Monday and Tuesday. An astonishing 89 people have joined my notification list, many asking for three or four pieces. I’m running out of merchandise, boxes, packing material…everything. Shoppers are stripping me of even my oldest, most moribund merchandise. I am having trouble keeping up.

Ironically, the New York Times was not among the 50-or-so newspapers that we targeted with our email marketing last month, nor was this product among those that I tried to promote. It really was a random lightning strike.

I aspire to earn the minimum wage someday. Earlier this year I got my average pay consistently up to about two bucks an hour, but that still makes the Massachusetts $8 minimum wage seem like a distant pipe dream. Well, for the two weeks ended 11/22, I earned $9.84 per hour. Thanks to the New York Times, my next paycheck is already at $15 per hour and still growing. $20 per hour isn't out of the question. It’s been many years since I’ve earned that kind of money. I can even pay the dentist!

Earning a living without an employer, working alone and from my home -- in my pajamas! – must describe some kind of new American dream. Especially for an undereducated, unskilled person like myself.

Now my thoughts turn to the annual shareholder distribution. How big will Curio City’s profit be this year? How much of that will exist as cash on hand? How much of it will I pay myself? (Answer to the last question: As much as possible! I must cover the 25% income tax burden at the bare minimum, and I hope that I can buy my wife a lavish Christmas present, too. OTOH, I need to make sure the business has enough cash to cover its tax payments and charge bills, with enough left over to pay my CPA for tax prep, too. I am spending money like a madman this week to service the traffic I'm getting.)

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November ended a little weaker than I had hoped and dragged down my annual numbers. December is obviously going to pump them back up again. Here are the numbers for November:

  • Total income: +53.9%
  • COGS: +74.3%
  • Gross profit: +38.8
  • Payroll: +60%
  • All expenses: +95.3%
  • Net income (profit): (-38.9%)

Same numbers for YTD:

  • Total income: +69.8%
  • COGS: +70.2%
  • Gross profit: +69.5%
  • Payroll: +88%
  • All expenses: +57.5%
  • Net income: +97.7%

As you can probably imagine, I need to get back to work pronto.

Friday, January 04, 2008

Looking Back at 2007

Looking Back at 2007

Despite failing to achieve the primary objective that I laid out for this year (doubling my sales), 2007 ended up being more successful overall than I had hoped.

Sales

The Good: Net sales this year were up $5,000 over LY, or >17.5%. Most companies would kill for 17.5% annual growth.

I had planned to inject $5,000 in startup cash for web upgrades this year. The company paid me about the same amount in salary, so Curio City would have been a revenue-neutral, breakeven enterprise in 2007. Circumstances limited my tech spending to just $2,117, and I got fewer than half of the enhancements that I wanted. Unexpectedly, Curio City paid for these upgrades out of operating cash -- and still showed a small operating profit! Not only did the company pay its own way LY…it managed to finance some self-improvement, and it did so while putting money in my pocket.

In other words, I now have a profitable business. Let me emphasize that: After just two years, I have a profitable business. That’s a significant achievement. Huge, really. It overshadows all else.

The Bad: I had originally planned for sales to double this year. When it rapidly became obvious that that wouldn’t happen, I cut the plan to 75% sales growth. The 17.5% that I achieved is not even close to 75%. The 25% increase that I’m planning for 2008 might also be too ambitious. As a business matures, its growth rate slows. And as I enter my third year, the word “startup” becomes a stretch.

Sales still only amount to about 10% of what I need to generate a living wage, yet I could just barely keep up with the pace during the busiest weeks. There is simply no way that I could possibly handle 10 times as much business during November and December by myself (although I could handle a significantly heavier workload during my 10 off-months). Yet, if I’m earning only a fraction of a living wage myself, how could I pay an employee anything at all, much less Massachusetts’s extravagant $8 minimum wage? I dream of someday making $8 per hour! Even if I could forgo my own token salary temporarily to pay some help, what would I do? Invite some kid to hang out in my cellar a few hours a week? My biggest near-term challenge: How do I increase revenues by an order of magnitude without increasing my workload or expenses more than marginally? If that isn’t possible, what are my alternatives?

The developer who has been with me from the start (Eric) is only sporadically available to address my current punch list, and would rather not take on any future tasks. If I hope to upgrade my site at all this year, I need to find a new developer. I’ve failed at that several times already, and I don’t have any current leads. Unless I get an unexpected break, I have to either pay dramatically more money for fulltime developer support, or content myself with whatever minor adjustments I can make myself. Making this decision is another huge challenge for 2008, and depends on the direction that I decide to take. That will be the subject of next week’s post.

As the economy continues to erode, consumers will cut back on such luxuries as the gifts and novelties that I sell. I’m still so small that my growth potential overshadows anticipated cutbacks in consumer spending. But a rip-roaring recession, like the one gathering steam now, will still present a serious challenge.

Footnote: For reasons too wonkish to concern anyone but me, I’m changing the way I calculate gross sales this year, so there’s going to be a slight disconnect when comparing sales year-to-year.

Payroll

The good: My salary equaled LY’s pay despite devoting a lower percentage of gross sales to payroll. Lowering the payroll percentage created a profit. Profits can be retained, or distributed to shareholders (that’s me) as Schedule K income, which is taxed at a lower rate than wages. I also have the option of repaying shareholder loans, which aren’t taxed at all since I never deducted them from my personal income. Curio City owes me $28,840.45 in loans. After some hand-wringing, I repaid myself $340.45. Since my still-sketchy plans for 2008 all include infusing some or all of my remaining startup cash as additional loans, this little repayment is merely symbolic. But it’s a good and encouraging gesture.

Because I did turn a profit last year, I’m increasing my payroll percentage somewhat this year. If I hit my sales plan, my salary will grow by double digits – without eliminating the hope of making another loan repayment at the end of ’08. I still don’t make enough money to contribute to our household expenses…but I hope that I’ll at least have enough walking-around money to pick up more incidentals than I have for the past couple of years.

The bad: My gross salary is still barely 10% of my minimum acceptable wage. As encouraging as the percentages are, there are laughably few actual dollars involved. This was my third consecutive year earning only a token salary, and now I’m facing a fourth. Even if I can increase my salary by an impressive 25% next year, we’re only talking about a $1,000 raise. Ordinary people spend that much on their morning coffee.

Footnote: Because not all of my costs scale up with income, I can probably raise my payroll percentage as sales increase. That means I might not have to increase sales 10x in order to increase my salary 10x. OTOH, I still need to introduce some major budget items (like insurance) that will probably derail this approach.

Products

The Good: Panther Vision caps saved my bacon in 2007. I grossed about $6,000 selling over 300 of them – 20% of Curio City’s gross income came from those caps!

Overall, a few high-margin items helped me keep my overall markup just barely over the critical 50% “keystone”. When I have to sell products at less than double their cost, I start missing my budget numbers. Sales don’t generate enough profit to replace the sold merchandise, and a death spiral begins.

The Bad: I overspent on Christmas merchandise by nearly $1,500. I’m almost out of some bestselling items (caps!), my OTB is in the red, and I’d love to spend an additional $2,000 right away. Even if I make my sales plan, it will take all of January and February to struggle back up to zero – and that assumes that I don’t buy anything else. Since that’s obviously not practical, I arbitrarily reset my OTB to zero effective Jan. 1. That’s going to mean taking money from someplace else, like advertising. (On the bright side, the first week of January blew away my sales plan and recouped much more of this shortfall than I had hoped).

Panther Vision is not an easy vendor, either. Their lineup changes frequently and without notice. There are supply interruptions. They do not communicate sales or special deals.

Finding Panther Vision was a stroke of luck. I seriously doubt that the caps will still be hot next Christmas. The American marketplace thrives on novelty, and finding the Next Big Thing is going to be a permanent challenge. But I don’t have a fulltime buyer. I can only devote a fraction of my attention to seeking new merchandise...and that fraction shrinks as growing the business increases other demands on my time.

Winners: The caps and the clip-on cap lights were such runaway hits last year that I’m not even going to link them here again. Other things that did better than expected: Temperature-Controlled Faucet Lights, Lovell Studios jewelry (I was ready to give up on it after I had not sold a single piece in months), and even Periodic Table Shower Curtains and the Infinity Optics Watch (which I had thought was completely dead).

Standards: Vinylux products, DayClocks (nothing like last year, but still a decent item), golf balls, Switchables, and levitating globes all did about as well as expected. Finding half a dozen more standbys like these would be a big leap forward.

Disappointments: The two biggest culprits for my OTB budget hole: Pursehooks did OK, but didn’t come anywhere near their early promise. I overspent heavily on Big Schnozz tissue covers, and especially the new styles, to take advantage of a free shipping offer that was not supposed to be extended to US customers; freight from Vancouver is very expensive. The manufacturer raised their price, so I raised mine, too. I’m guessing that other stores – especially Canadian retailers -- undersold me. Those two lines were my biggest miscalculations.

Cigarette case PPC keywords are very cheap, so that page brings in lots of traffic for very little cost (about 5 cents a click). Since the margins are good, it ought to be an easy profit center. Yet, they stopped selling entirely. I find something clever and new, I’m getting out of the smoking accessories biz. Sorry, smokers.

Record purses are proving too difficult to sell, as the turnaround time on special orders is too long and I can’t publish the list of all available titles without giving away the source; I fear that these might end up on the “great ideas that don’t work out” pile, along with Sea Stone bottle stoppers and Memo Clocks. I’m not giving up on them yet – Valentines Day and Mothers Day could bring a surge -- but I’m glad I don’t have a lot of inventory dollars tied up in them. Given the steady-but-unspectacular success of levitating globes, I’m a little surprised that I didn’t sell a single Zero-G Sports item. Maybe other stores undercut my price. I got them at a remainder price and kept the retail above keystone. I don’t care; eventually the supply will become scarce, and my price will look attractive. I am not in any hurry to sell those.

Footnote: Giftwrapping was the big loser this year. I only collected $14.50 in giftwrap fees this December, against $51.75 LY. I’m pretty sure this is an early indicator of the impending recession.

Marketing

The Good: I achieved everything above despite having no marketing or advertising going for me in 2007 except pay-per-click advertising. All of my other efforts at marketing failed, so I have nowhere to go but up in 2008.

The Bad: All of my efforts at marketing failed, and I have no reason to think that 2008 will be any better.

Friday, March 09, 2007

Adventures in Moving

Last week I told you about the Denial of Service attack that sidelined Curio City for a couple of days. I don’t think I’ve pissed anyone off enough to bring down their wrath upon my head. So either my server was a random target of opportunity, or the attacker was after some other site that shares my server. Either way, I quickly accepted MochaHost’s offer to move my site to a different server on Monday. I already planned to lose much of the day to doctor appointments and assorted personal chores and errands. It would be a good time to absorb a little more downtime.

I finally checked in around mid-afternoon. I promptly changed my name server addresses as instructed, and then checked my site. It seemed to work fine. There was even an email from Authorize.net (the payment gateway, see credit card processing) waiting for me. I like those. They mean somebody is giving me money in exchange for merchandise, which is, of course, the whole point of all this. Ordinarily these arrive simultaneously with a Sunshop email that details the order contents. Not this time. Well, it’s not the first time that Sunshop has inexplicably dropped the ball on notification. So I logged into admin to consult my transaction list.

Nothing. No pending transactions.

Hmm. Let’s look at the new customer’s account info.

Nothing. No customer account.

This is worrisome. I log in to my Mocha account and pop open my SQL database, the be-all and end-all of Curio City Online. Surely I can tease the order details right from the source.

Nothing. No transaction with that number, no customer with that name.

OK, now it’s officially panic time. Sunshop is connecting to the payment gateway normally, but not writing to the database! I email this tidbit to Mocha’s support and cc my own developer. Time passes, with no response. If I can’t resolve this before the charge batch settles at midnight, I’ll have to decide whether to void the charge (saving myself the processing costs, and potentially the additional costs of issuing a refund) or be caught holding somebody’s money for an order that I can’t even see. Reluctantly, I e-mail the customer (oh, no…an AOL address) requesting order details. No response. More panicky emails to my support people. Nothing.

Right about now I realize that I’ve only been receiving email sent to my “@krakenenterprises.com” addresses. The more numerous “@curiocityonline.com” boxes aren’t even drawing the usual spam. Sure enough, a test message goes into the ozone.

Another email comes from Authorize.net announcing another invisible sale. I think this is the first time I've ever cringed at a payment notification.

You can imagine the state that I’m in now. More panicky messages to the support guys, asking them to contact me @krakenenterprises. Now things resolve quickly, and the story turns boring. Mocha shows me how to flush my DNS cache and connect to the “new” database, where – sure enough – the orders are safely recorded. From here on in, it’s a matter of cleaning up the messes that I created in my panic. By Tuesday morning, everything was back to normal.

Almost. Yesterday I found another odd little problem relating to my new install. I’m not entirely confident that I’m completely out of the woods now. I suspect that all of this is a preview of what the Sunshop upgrade is going to be like.

Future Subjects:

  • Customers Are Fickle
  • PPC Advertising Evaluation
  • The Sunshop Upgrade

Friday, December 22, 2006

Wrapping Up Christmas

The 2006 holiday season – Curio City’s first – is over. Oh sure, I’m bracing for a wave of complaints and returns over the next few days…but hopefully those will be few, and I’ll make enough sales to keep from having a negative week.

Christmas was hard to quantify because the huge infusions from our American Way and WaPo mentions skewed the results. I’ll have to secure comparable placements in coming years if I’m to rival this year’s results. The press kits that cost me $400+ brought no known results. A small cluster of sales to Colorado tipped us off to a little mention in the Rocky Mountain News, but the return from that was negligible. Next year, those kits must go out at least a month earlier, and we need to do one round of follow-ups.

November came in a robust 36% over plan, and December is an incredible 72% over projections -- with virtually all of that coming in just two weeks! The two months together delivered 36% of the year’s sales. The year ended only 10% below plan, with a loss of only 7% of gross sales. Given that I was not aiming for profitability in 2006, that is very encouraging for my 2007 goals. I had a little trouble keeping up with the pace of 10-15 sales per day, every day, for about three weeks. I was pretty exhausted by the time it ended. Next year, I must keep my calendar clear of doctor appointments and similar distractions during December.

We set a quantity record on Monday 12/4 (18 sales in one day) and a dollar record on Wednesday the 6th. The following week was the overall high water mark, although it didn’t break those earlier single-day records. Not until Wednesday the 20th did I wake up to find my in-tray devoid of new orders. I haven’t had a zero-sales day since Nov. 16. I do expect one any day now, though.

I only made one real gaffe, mixing up two customers’ shipments. Fortunately, both were cooperative and I was able to put things straight quickly. A couple of customers refused delivery of their shipments. One just wrote “refused” and “please refund” on the box, with no explanation or correspondence of any kind. WTF? I’d never seen anyone do that before and was rather surprised when it happened twice. Naturally, I refunded their money with good grace.

I was aggressive about customer service. I don’t think anyone ended up with a bad impression of my company, which is quite remarkable – I know from many years in retail that some customers live to complain. Several people sent compliments and praise -- in fact, I'm going to add a "testimonials" secton to my About page. After I coughed up $8 to replace one shipment that was lost through no fault of mine, the customer effused that not only will she be a good future customer, she’s now an evangelist for CC. Now that is eight bucks well spent! Making hundreds of new customers is probably the most important single outcome of this Christmas season…some percentage of them will certainly be back for more. A few have already made repeat purchases.

I was a little bit off on ordering, spending more money than I should have later than I should have. Next year I need to go deeper earlier on those items that I know will do well, and take a gamble on some others, because there simply isn’t enough time to place and receive reorders in a season that only lasts four weeks. Overall, though, I did a very good job of remaining in stock on most items most of the time. I stuck myself with a couple of turkeys, but nothing major.

Our credit card processor took advantage of the season’s volume to slip a $95 annual fee into their already-extortionate charges. An email to the merchant service sales company got the fee removed. I’ll save my credit card rant for another column, because that racket really gets me steamed.

All in all, Christmas 2006 was a tremendous success. I earned two substantial paychecks for myself in December – the first real paychecks I’ve had in literally years. Most important: For the first time since I started this business, I’m confident that Curio City will succeed. If I can make as much progress in 2007 as I made in 2006, I’ll be looking at serious expansion in 2008.

Other Forthcoming Topics:

  • Credit Card Processing
  • Possible Futures
  • Planned features

Friday, December 15, 2006

What Does Success Look Like?

That is a harder question to answer than you might think, because there are several possible long-term futures. Those will be the subject of future posts. For today’s essay, let’s make these assumptions:

  1. That Curio City Online continues indefinitely as a one-man, home-based, online-only operation;
  2. That I solve enough structural financial problems to achieve profitability in 2007;
  3. That I can do #2 while still devoting 16.5% of gross sales to payroll, and that I can handle the business while remaining the only employee;
  4. That I can achieve the above and also take on some additional expenses (like insurance), and can eventually pay temporary part-time help so that I can take a vacation now and then.

In other words, I’m assuming for the sake of discussion that things go on pretty much as they are now, except with dramatic growth continuing for 2-3 more years.

I said in an early post that riches are not my goal in life. I only need to pull out a salary of $50,000 per year to live quite comfortably. That means Curio City has to gross roughly $300,000 per year. Quite simply, that's my success level.

In Year One (November to November, so not including this all-important Christmas season), I made 515 sales, averaging 1.4 per day. Gross sales were $22,510 with an average ticket of $43.71. To reach $300,000, I’d need 6,865 sales, or 18.8 sales per day.

It sounds like a lot. It is a lot. But it’s attainable. I already make four or five sales on my good days. My busiest day ever hit 18 transactions, and I’ve averaged 10-15 per day for the past few weeks. I've had to run at full speed. It’s hard to imagine processing 20 sales a day on average, but it's not impossible...and I've shown that I can (just barely!) handle the logistics of finding, ordering, receiving, storing, packaging, and shipping that much stock. It would become overwhelming to do it routinely, but that is a problem I’d love to have.

My goal for 2007 is to double my 2006 sales, and end the year with a profit (even just $1). Curio City will pay me in salary about the same amount as I plan to infuse, making the year revenue-neutral from a personal point-of-view.

If I can achieve this realistic goal in 2007, I will feel comfortable taking out a loan for a major expansion in 2008. That’s where my “possible futures” columns come in, so I’ll leave it at that for today.

Other Forthcoming Topics:

  • Christmas Wrap-Up
  • Credit Card Processing
  • Possible Futures
  • Planned features

Friday, December 01, 2006

Cyber Monday: Fact or Crap?

Fact, I guess. We did set a new record for number of sales in one day. We would’ve surpassed our dollars-per-day record, too, if one of our intrepid customers hadn’t been foiled by an AVS check. Damn you, Internet security! Of course, it’s the kickoff of the Christmas season. We would’ve been busy regardless. Who can say whether Cyber Monday made any difference? Maybe it did for the big retailers who can afford to offer free freight and deep discounts. I wouldn’t know.

As it turned out, Thursday, Nov. 30, was our busiest day to date, and I expect to surpass it next week. Business is booming and the Christmas season is just getting cooking. Our little spot in the Washington Post is this Sunday. The next two weeks should be pure madness here.

Another fact: I am way too busy to put much effort into this blog for the next few weeks. Message ends.

Other Forthcoming Topics:

  • What Does Success Look Like?
  • Credit Card Processing
  • Possible Futures
  • Planned features

Friday, October 06, 2006

Marketing Will Be the Death of Me

Last night’s attempt to enlist some marketing help sputtered to a bad end. Anne and I thought that our friend’s startup was a public relations firm. It isn’t. Muddy Dog Media is actually a video production company – and a damned fine one, I’m sure. Maybe I’d have known that if I’d checked their website instead of glomming onto a PR buzzword that I saw in their press kit. Oh well, it was genuinely nice to see Elaine again, even if she was a little bemused by our misguided appeal for help.

I’ve always known that marketing is my blind spot. See “If You Build It, Will They Come?” for my previous thought on this. Corporate types in suits and haircuts always did the marketing while I ran operations. I thought of them as overpaid parasites. Little did I know.

Nothing has changed since I first posted about marketing back in August. I have made no progress on improving it. My now-defunct eBay store, my almost-monthly newsletter, this blog, my tentative and clumsy efforts at understanding SEO…none of it has made any discernable difference. My small marketing startup budget continues to dribble away, month after month, subsidizing PPC ads. They remain the only thing that works.

The moral of this post is simple: Never try to start a business without working out promotion first. You can't just trust it to work out.

This post would undoubtedly make a professional marketer blanch; expressing doubts must be a huge PR sin. But I said that this blog would not be a happy-talk marketing tool, and I am resolved to keep it honest.

Forthcoming Topics:

  • The Royal We
  • Where the Money Came From
  • Long-term Prospects
  • Planned features
  • O, Canada

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